Twerking on the Sink Goes Wrong
Always twerk in moderation.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
It’s such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.
he will never ziti light of day again.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU TUMBLR
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